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Peace in Ukraine, Biden Drives Out Russian Army

Today is a great day.

Jul 5 •

June 2025

Missile Tag Now Mid East Official Regional Sport

Israel and Iran shooting missiles at each other has proved the love Middle Eastern countries and terrorist groups have for firing rockets at one…

Jun 28 •

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Jun 17 •

LA Identifies as Mexican

The star of the show during the LA riots over ICE and Trump’s deportation policies wasn’t the people attacking LA cops, it wasn’t the looters, it wasn’t…

Jun 13 •

Musk and Trump Set to Have Boxing Match

The people want to see it, and it’s happening: Elon Musk and Donald Trump will enter the ring.

Jun 7 •

May 2025

Dagoth Ur Says TES:6 Development Going Well

With Bethesda's recent release of Oblivion Remastered, gamers worldwide wonder how the sixth game in the Elder Scrolls franchise is progressing.

May 29 •

Emperor Palpatine, New Nike Spokesman

Nike has announced its latest spokesperson: Emperor Palpatine.

May 17 •

Minimalists Want to Minimize Oxygen

The minimalist movement has gone a long way in recent years.

May 15 •

Support for Mickey Skyrockets After Trump’s 100 Days

President Donald “the Donald” Trump has passed the first hundred days of his second term.

May 6 •

April 2025

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